I found a link to this on someone else's LJ and found it quite amusing, so I now present to you a link: www.googlism.com. Basically you type in your name and it pairs it with some random google results, or something to that effect. Here's some that I got:

allison is dead
allison is cool
allison is the glitter mama
allison is wanted for having too many stuffed animals
allison is the best
allison is definitely an exception to the rule
allison is approximately 1000
allison is not at risk of developing any psychological problems if she doesn't receive loads of attention
allison is a veteran independent broadcast journalist
allison is a mammal
allison is a professional singer and actress who combines her talents and training in music
allison is a beautiful musician
allison is your inner guide to style and beauty
allison is here
allison is fun to play with
allison is surfing the internet looking for information to help her with her physics homework
allison is one of those treasures that ann arbor just doesn't seem to have much of anymore
allison is a slut
allison is involved in the overall operations of the organization
allison is available at major bookstores
allison is a manifestation of them
allison is trying to insinuate herself into another high
allison is rolling over
allison is getting ready to dress in her polish costume
allison is now one of the most successful and respected divorce mediators in the state of arizona
allison is provided for you... how you go about it is totally up to you
allison is hurt?
allison is ready to explode
allison is coming to town?
allison is a diva
allison is ahead of schedule
allison is a professional and creative choreographer who is thoroughly experienced in many different styles of dance
allison is alive and well

There were a lot more, but those were the best.

Also, I must tell the story of the Inflatable Boyfriend (which I started to tell Shaylagh on the way from Latin but she ran away from me because it was raining). So Wednesday was my dance friend Alex's birthday, and apparently one of her school friends gave her an inflatable boyfriend. So yesterday she brought it to dance to show us all. Its name is Raoul, it is about three feet tall, and it's pretty ugly. It has a weird face, bright red hair, and chest hair that is actually more like rib hair. Needless to say, we were making fun of Alex because of it. It even comes with an instruction booklet, which apparently is pretty amusing as well. So yeah. One of us definitely needs to get one of those.

Well, considering this window's been sitting here for half an hour and I haven't been doing anything with it, I suppose I have nothing else to say. Ah well.



  [EDIT: I present to you some Blogthings!]

You Are a Natural Beauty!

You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about... One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though You have style, but for you, style is effortless

You Are a Auditory Learner

You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well. You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music. You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star!

Your Life is Rated PG

Your life is pretty family friendly. The worse someone is going to get from you is brief nudity or toilet humor.

You are White Chocolate

You are White Chocolate You are sweet, caring, and truly very innocent. Whether your naive ways are a bit of act or not, people like to take care of you. You are a quiet flirt, and your power is often underestimated!

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Nice doggy."

Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius

You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely. You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly. And your philosophical side always peeks through. Star wars character you are most like: Yoda

You Are 18% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

You Are a Fruitcake!

You taste like nothing else in this world. And get ready, you're about to get tossed!

Your Brain is 73% Female, 27% Male

Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

Your Psyche is Blue

You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you. By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go. While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side. When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding

You Passed 8th Grade Geography

Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct!

Your Inner Child Is Happy

You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing. You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes. And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad. You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to.

Your English Skills:

Grammar: 100% Punctuation: 100% Spelling: 60% Vocabulary: 60%

Your Driving Is is: 24% Male, 76% Female

According to studies, you generally drive like a typical female. You are a careful, skilled driver. And you are patient in sticky driving situations. You may get aggressive from time to time, but normally you're a cool, collected driver.

You've Changed 48% in 10 Years

You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person. You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn't changed you.

Your Vocabulary Score: A-

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person.

Your Quirk Factor: 45%

You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!

Your True Birth Month Is November

Patient Secretive Romantic Inquisitive Trustworthy Determined Hardworking High-spirited High abilities Unpredictable Never give up Sharp thinking Thinks forward Always thinking Motivates oneself Loves to be alone Has a lot of ideas Difficult to fathom Extraordinary ideas Unique and brilliant Brave and generous Well-built and tough Careful and cautious Dynamic in personality Deep love and emotions Uncertain in relationships Honest and keeps secrets Can become good doctors Less talkative but amiable Stubborn and hard-hearted Fine and strong clairvoyance Not able to control emotions Does not appreciates praises Thinks differently from others If there is a will, there is a way Hardly become angry unless provoked Knows how to get secrets out of others

...Okay, enough spam. I must make dinner for Andrew and me as our parents are out for dinner.