I'm using British spellings in this because I'm so awesome like that.

So I realised -giggle- how funny I am when I watch pinball demos when I'm too lazy to actually play myself. I'm all, "GET THE DAMN SECRET MISSION! REFUEL YOURSELF AND THEN DO THE DAMN HYPERSPACE LAUCH! YAY YOU GOT A REPLAY! NO! YOU JUST ABORTED YOUR DAMN MISSION WHEN YOU WERE ALMOST DONE! THAT COST YOU 750,000 POINTS! YOU COULD HAVE SAVED THAT BALL IF YOU TRIED HARD ENOUGH! GET IN THE DAMN EXTRA BALL CHUTE NOW! YOU MISSED YORUR CHANCE FOR YOUR EXTRA BALL YOU IDIOT!" Seriously, I'm harder on the poor demo than I am on myself.

Last night I was incredibly bored so I started playing Frogger, and dude, I suck. I could only get past Retro levels 1 and 2. I put that poor frog through a lot of misery. He got hit by cars, drowned, eaten by alligators, dropped from great heights, burned by lava, hit by boxes, trampled by buffalo, and did I mention getting hit by cars? Although I can't understand why Frogger can drown, because aren't frogs amphibians?

I realised how depressing it is that two summers ago, I could write 118 pages handwritten in a month, but now I only write maybe 10-20 pages typed a month. I'm losing motivation by the day.

Quote of the Day:

"Everybody stay calm! We are taking over the ship!"
--CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl